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Subway Serenades For Dean - 8 songs by David Teller.   www.tellercreations.com/fsm

Deanmix #9
Thanks to "Cavegal"
To the tune of a very popular Halloween song.

BUSH WAS LEAVING FOR VACATION EARLY ONE NIGHT,
WHEN HIS EYES BEHELD A FRIGHTENING SIGHT.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DANCIN' IN THE STREET,
WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE? WHAT WAS THAT BEAT?

(THEY DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S A NATIONAL SMASH.
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S RAISING CARLOADS OF CASH.
(THEY DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH.

SO HE CALLED ROVE AND RUMMY TO THE OVAL ROOM,
WITH CONDI AND COLIN AND HE LOWERED THE BOOM.
ASHCROFT SAW US DANCIN' AND HE HAD TO ASSUME.
"THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO COULD SPELL OUR DOOM."

(WE DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S RAISING OODLES OF CASH.
(WE DID THE MASH)
IT'S NO PAN FULL OF FLASH.
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S THE VERMONTSTER MASH.

THE DEANIACS WERE HAVING FUN.
(WAA-OOO)
BUT WE KNEW WE HAD ONLY BEGUN.
(WAA-OOO)
IT'S TAKEN TOO MANY YEARS TO KICK OUT,
(WAA-OOO)
GEORGE BUSH AND HIS SONS.

TELL YOUR GREAT GRAND KIDS
YOU WERE A PART OF THE SCENE,
WHEN BUSH AND HIS FRIENDS WERE BURSTING A SPLEEN.
AS THE BACK DOOR OPENED TO THE BLACK LIMOSINE,
AND OUT STEPPED PRESIDENT HOWARD DEAN.

(YOU DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT WAS A NATIONWIDE SMASH.
(WE DID THE MASH)
AT THE INNAUGURAL BASH.
(WE'LL DO THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
WAA-OOOO!
OUT THE WAA-ZOOO...

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To the tune of "Dream" by The Everly Brothers
DeanMix#7 - Kerry's Lament

WHEN I WANT TO,
SPEAK MY MIND,
I CALL THE PRESS,
BUT THEY'RE UNKIND.
WHENEVER I'M WITH THEM,
ALL THEY ASK ABOUT,
IS DEAN. DEAN, DEAN, DEAN.

OH, I'LL TALK HEALTH CARE,
EVERY NIGHT.
AND HOW WE'RE DRIFTING,
TO THE RIGHT.
BUT WHEN WE'RE DEBATING,
ALL THEY WANT TO HEAR,
IS DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, DEAN.

OH, I COULD TELL YOU WHY,
I SHOULD BE THE GUY,
TO WIN ELECTION DAY.
ONLY TROUBLE IS,
GEE WHIZ!
DEAN'S TAKEN MY SPOTLIGHT AWAY!

I FEEL SO DOWN,
AND HERE IS WHY:
I JUST CAN'T SLEEP,
DON'T EVEN TRY,
'CAUSE WHENEVER I'M DREAMIN'
ALL I EVER HEAR,
IS DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, DEAN.
DEAN, DEAN, DEAN, DEAN...


To the tune of "The Animaniacs Theme Song."
DeanMix#1

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION LOST
BY HALF A MILLION VOTES.
BUT THEY ALL KNEW THE FIX WAS IN
FROM FIVE JUDICIAL COATS.
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A MANDATE
AND THEY BEGAN TO GLOAT.
BUT WE THREW DOWN THE GAUNTLET
AND WE'RE GONNA SINK THEIR BOAT.

WE'RE HOWARD DEANIACS!
GONNA TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK.
WE KNOW WE GOT THE KNACK
WE'RE SPEEDING DOWN THE TRACKS.
WE'RE HOWARD DEANIACS!

THE DEMOCRATS ARE FLOUNDERING
THEY CAN'T SEEM TO ADVANCE.
A BUNCH OF RIGHT WING WHACKOS
HAVE GOT DUBYA BY THE PANTS.
AND NO ONE'S GONNA STOP IT
TILL SOMEONE TAKES A STANCE.
AND WE'RE THE ONLY DEMOCRATS
THAT GOT A FIGHTIN' CHANCE.

WE'RE HOWARD DEANIACS!
WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR ATTACKS.
'CAUSE WE NEVER WILL RELAX
TILL BUSH IS OFF OUR BACKS.
WE'RE HOWARD DEANIACS
AND THAT'S A FACT.


TO THE TUNE OF "CAMELOT"
DeanMix#3

EACH EVENING FROM DECEMBER TO DECEMBER
BEFORE YOU DRIFT TO SLEEP UPON YOUR COT
THINK BACK ON THE TWO THOUSAND FOUR ELECTION
WHEN DEAN KICKED BUTT.

DON'T ASK 'CAUSE EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE STORY
THE GOP WAS NOW A VACANT "LOTT."
THE DEMOCRATS WERE BASKING IN THE GLORY
WHEN DEAN KICKED BUTT.

DEAN KICKED BUTT.
DEAN KICKED BUTT!
I KNOW IT "ZOUNDS" A BIT BIZZARE.
DEAN KICKED BUTT.
DEAN KICKED BUTT!
THAT'S HOW CONDITIONS ARE.

WHEN BUSH'S TEAM IS SWEPT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE,
PERHAPS THE WORLD MIGHT FINALLY LIVE IN PEACE.
WE WEREN'T IN A FOG
YOU SAW IT ON THE BLOG
WE SAW GEORGE BUSH FOR WHAT HE WAS
AND DEAN JUST
KICKED
HIS
BUTT!!!!!!


To the tune of "Till There Was You" From "The Music Man."
DeanMix#5

THERE WAS FEAR IN THE LAND.
THERE WAS HATE AND DEEP DIVISION.
AND NO ONE COULD STOP IT AT ALL,
TILL THERE WAS DEAN.

THEY SENT JOBS OVERSEAS,
TO INDIA AND CHINA,
AND NO ONE WOULD ANSWER OUR CALL,
TILL THERE WAS DEAN.

NOW THERE IS MUSIC,
AND JOYOUS LAUGHTER ABOUNDING,
AS RUSH LIMBAUGH CRIES IN HIS BEER.
OH DEAR!

THERE WAS WAR FAR AWAY,
AND OUR OLD FRIENDS TURNED AGAINST US,
AND THE PEOPLE WERE STANDING APPALLED,
TILL THERE WAS DEAN!


To the tune of "Fugue For Tinhorns" From "Guys And Dolls.
DeanMix#6

WE GOT THE BOSS THAT'S KEAN
HIS NAME IS HOWARD DEAN
HE'S SHARP AS A TACK
AND HIS RECORD'S CLEAN
CAN DO
CAN DO
LOT'S OF FOLKS THINK THAT DEAN CAN DO
IF ENOUGH FOLKS THINK THAT DEAN CAN DO
CAN DO
CAN DO

WE THOUGHT THAT BUSH WAS FINE
BUT THEN HE CROSSED THE LINE
'CAUSE POWER GETS YOU DRUNKER
THAN RIPPLE WINE
HE'S THROUGH
HE'S THROUGH
DOC DEAN SAYS THAT BUSH IS THROUGH
IF DEAN SAYS THAT BUSH IS THROUGH
CAN DO
CAN DO

COME ELECTION TIME
WE'RE GONNA DROP THAT DIME
RUSH LIMBAUGH WILL BE WHINING
"IT'S A CRIME!"
IT'S TRUE
IT'S TRUE
THE DEAN FOLK ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE
IF DEAN FOLK ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE
CAN DO
CAN DO.
WE GOT THE BOSS RIGHT HERE!


To the tune of "How To Handle A Woman" from "Camelot"
DeanMix#2

HOW TO HANDLE THE RIGHT WING?
THERE'S A WAY SAID THE WISE OL' DOC
A WAY THAT'S SO VERY SIMPLE
THAT IT MAY LEAVE YOU ALL IN SHOCK.

"SHOULD WE ACT LIKE THEM?" WE BEGGED HIM ANSWER
"SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT ALL THOSE IN NEED?
"SHOULD WE BEG THE PEOPLE FOR FORGIVENESS?"
SAID HE SMILING, "ZOUNDS. NO INDEED."

"HOW TO HANDLE THE RIGHT WING?
MARK ME WELL I WILL TELL YOU ALL.
THE WAY TO HANDLE THE RIGHT WING
IS TO FIGHT THEM!
REALLY FIGHT THEM!
STAND AND FIGHT THEM!
FIGHT THEM!
FIGHT THEM


To the tune of "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon.
DeanMix#8

THE PROBLEM IS ALL INSIDE YOUR HEAD DEAN SAYS TO THEE,
I KNOW YOU ARE DREAMIN' WHILE YOU'RE LISTENING TO ME.
YOU ALL CAN RISE UP IN YOUR STRUGGLE TO BE FREE,
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO DUMP THE DUBYA.

IT'S REALLY NEVER BEEN MY HABIT TO INTRUDE,
BUT IT DON'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO SEE WE'RE BEIN' SCREWED.
SO JUST RAISE YOUR VOICES. DON'T BE AFRAID OF BEIN RUDE.
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO DUMP THE DUBYA.

YOU JUST PICK UP THE BAT MATT.
TALK TO YOUR CLAN FRAN.
TELL YOUR GOOD OL' BOYS ROY.
JUST LISTEN TO ME.

STOP WONDERING WHY, GUY.
WE GOT THE VIRTUAL STEAK FRY.
WATCH THE BUSH TEAM FLEE, BEA,
AND SET YOURSELF FREE.

DEAN SAID IT'S SAD TO SEE THIS NATION IN SUCH PAIN.
IT'LL BE A LONG HARD ROAD BEFORE WE ALL CAN SMILE AGAIN.
WE ALL KNEW ABOUT THAT, AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE BETTER DAYS.

DEAN SAID EMBRACE EACH OTHER THROUGH THIS DARKEST NIGHT,
AND IF WE ALL WORK TOGETHER THIS WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE THE LIGHT.
AND THEN I WOKE UP AND I REALIZED WE GOTTA STAND AND FIGHT.
THERE MUST BE FIFTY WAYS TO DUMP THE DUBYA.

JUST PICK UP THE BAT, MATT..

 
 
 
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Governor Dean playing the blues at 'Blues on Grand' in Des Moines, Iowa, 8/14. Photo by Carol Rieger.
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